Some Funny Stuff to Pass On

These are two very funny things that were sent to me from two different people so I thought I'd pass them on: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the  entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast  infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was  71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of  celebrities  turned out  to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the  California Raisins,  Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain  Crunch. The grave site was piled high with  flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy  as a man  who never knew  how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show  business, but his later life was filled with  turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on  half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was  a crusty old man and  was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived  by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one  in the oven. He is also sur vived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was  held at 350 for about 20 minutes. Aging

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