Here are some funny quotes from TV shows, movies, and some famous people:
Funny Life Quotes by Artists
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
Cat Stevens
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
Jim Morrison
Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
Funny Life Quotes in TV
"I could have drank myself into a really great Life."
Patricia Arquette- Medium
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
...And In Movies
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Forrest Gump
It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you.
Marilyn Monroe
“Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror”
Byrd Baggett
“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Jean Harlow
Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.
Judy Garland
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