Here are David Letterman's top ten lists from last week:
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Top Ten Things I, Dave, Hoped To Do By The Time I Turned 65
10.Suffer a massive, teeth-rattling heart attack
9.Become a gay icon
8.Work like I don't need the money, love like I've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watching
7.Serve a half-term as Governor of Alaska
6.Design my own line of necklaces for Kay Jewelers
5.Work with a dedicated staff and crew whom I respect and admire...who feel the same about me
4.Do something to cause a 'Fire Dave' rally
3.Replace the sound effects guy
2.Know when to quit
1.Betty White
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Top Ten Words Rarely Used To Describe Mitt Romney
10.Gangsta
9.Laugh-a-minute
8.Newty
7.The Mormon Lenny Kravitz
6.Poor but honest
5.Silver-haired "sexplosion"
4.Honey-voiced
3.Slutty
2.Friend to Irish Setters
1.Presidential
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