Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
The Chicago History Museum is now displaying Hugh Hefner’s “little black book.” In the early part of the book there are only addresses and no phone numbers because it was before phones were invented.
Vidal Sassoon died last week at 84 years of age. His hair will live on indefinitely.
President Obama came out in favor of gay marriage last week. Joe Biden had done the same thing just a few days prior. The rumor is they will be married shortly after the election in November.
The big winners after Obama endorsed gay marriage – Bert and Ernie!
The Republicans won’t agree to endorse gay marriage but they have offered a compromise. They are willing to concede that Glee is sometimes a pretty darn good TV show.
The CIA unveiled a plan Al-Qaida had regarding a sophisticated underwear bomb. The plan was discovered when one of the suicide terrorists bragged to a female TSA agent that, “she would get a bang out of what’s in his underwear.”
A new study says that by 2030 42% of Americans will be obese. So, apparently, America will be getting thinner over the next 18 years.
Sylvester Stallone announced plans to shoot another Rambo movie. Its title is “I’ll Keep Making Rambo Movies as Long as You’ll Pay to See Them.”
Obama had a $40,000 a plate fundraising dinner in Hollywood. Nothing says “the common man’s president” like a $40,000 a plate dinner.
Obama’s new campaign slogan is “It’s not the economy, stupid! It’s who killed bin Laden.”
For Mother’s Day, Hooters gave free chicken wings to mothers. But mostly sons took their mothers to Hooters because they were interested in the water wings on the waitresses.
A pair of underpants that once belonged to Queen Victoria are up for auction on eBay. They became available when the Queen switched to thongs.
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