With the holiday season upon us I thought I‘d come up with some alternative decorating ideas for some famous people (who are not necessarily known for their humorous side) that they may never have thought of before:
Bernie Madoff could forego the traditional floral centerpiece on the table in his cell, but instead substitute a cigarette pack centerpiece to conveniently give cigarettes to all the prisoners that come to visit him to discourage them from doing to him as he did to all his investors.
For Barack and Michelle Obama, instead of rushing out to buy new china, glasses and silverware for their holiday get-togethers they may want to consider renting them because it’s not that likely they will be in the White House after the next election.
To Joe Biden, flickering candle light in the window can really bring out the holiday spirit, but to remind the president that you still exist, you may want to make a bonfire.
A simple way to give your holiday decorations a professionally decorated look is to stick with just two or three colors. So, for Ben Bernake you may want to narrow down the background colors that you print on the money that you are dropping out of the helicopters.
For Hilary Clinton you can substitute a gingerbread voodoo doll of Bill for the non-seasonal voodoo doll you have been using to poke into his sexual parts.
For CEOs of major corporations who received undeserved bonuses, you can hang red garland over the chandeliers to go along with the strands of green dollars you already have hanging there.
To Balloon Boy’s parents, if they happen to send up a holiday balloon with “their son inside” they may want to decorate it with green garland to fully enhance the holiday spirit of the police when they come to arrest you.
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