It’s time for another episode of “It could be Worse” where you look at something you don’t like in your current life scene and make it better by comparing how it could be worse. Here we go:
It could be worse, you could be a freshly made doughnut at Dunkin Donuts and a group of people come in who were about to audition for “The Biggest Loser” show.
(This week in the news there was actually a guy who was arrested for having sex with a horse, which he said he “did by accident”)
It could be worse, you could be that horse and have your feelings hurt when the guy who had sex with you said he did it by accident.
It could be worse, you could be the guy who was arrested for having sex with a horse… (I could stop there but I’ll continue) and when you are in the prison shower the other prisoners want you to oink like a pig and you wanted to neigh like a horse.
It could be worse, you could be Ronald McDonald and catch your wife having a burger with Jack, from Jack-in-the-Box.
It could be worse, you could die and after your wife has you cremated you come back to visit her as a ghost you find out she has more than “one urn on the fireplace”.
It could be worse, you could be the size of the average fat -assed American citizen and you lose your job. When you go out on the street with your ”will work for food” sign nobody hires you because they are afraid they couldn’t afford you.
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