Here are some funny observations based on the news from this week. It's better to laugh about it than to feel sad about it:
The flight attendant from Jet Blue, who freaked out on the job has become somewhat of a folk hero, of course, no one mentioned that it only among postal workers that he is a hero. The Post Master General has notified him there is an opening at the Post office any time he wants it.
Mel Gibson was in a one car accident and no one was hurt but I bet he gave an earful to the person responsible. Either that or he blamed a Jewish person or an ex-girlfriend.
Levi Johnston may run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Since he was no longer running from Sarah Palin and her rifle he felt like he needed to run for something.
I recently saw a headline that said beer could lead to psoriasis in women. So I guess the side effects are getting a lot more mild because excessive beer use to lead to pregnancy in women.
Obama wants to build a mosque at ground zero and then he wants to issue an apology to Osama Bin Laden for our buildings getting in the way of the planes that were being stolen from America on 9/11.
The movie Eat Pray Love opened last weekend. It's a about a woman's journey of discovery and the discovery of how long a man can sleep in the theater with his eyes open.
Congressman Charles Rangel, who is facing ethics charges in Congress, had his 80th birthday party last week. When they brought his cake to him it had a file inside of it.
Denny's has something new, the Fried Cheese Melt, a sandwich made with four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread, served with french fries and a side of marinara sauce. They are replacing KFC as the official sponsor of the show The Biggest Loser.
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