Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
Last week Michelle and President Obama celebrated their 19th wedding anniversary. They are really looking forward to next year when the traditional gift for the 20th anniversary is china. They are figuring since he’ll be out of a job then maybe they’ll just move there.
New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, announce that he will not be running for president. At his weight the idea of running to do anything can be exhausting.
It’s a good thing he is not going to be president. It would be rude to talk at a press conference with his mouth full.
Students at a junior high school in England were banned from raising their hands. Instead, to get the teachers attention they required that they do a “Fonzie” thumbs up. Many of the parents are upset and using a different, yet familiar, hand signal to get the administrator’s attention.
Hank Williams Jr. was fired by ESPN because he compared President Obama to Adolf Hitler. That was wrong of Hank, clearly, he is more of a Stalin than a Hitler.
Donald Trump had his 4th grandchild. The kid came out with only a little hair and it had all that birth goop on it and it still had a better look than Donald’s hair.
Joe Biden said there is no way the GOP can defeat Obama. So if Biden is saying that, I feel more confident than ever that we’ll have a new president in 2012.
There was a whale that was shot and died on a New Jersey beach. The good news is the whale was not Chris Christie.
There is a rumor that Demi Moore has seen a divorce lawyer after Ashton Kutcher had a fling with a 23 year old party girl. There are also rumors Demi was thinking of replacing Ashton with Charlie Sheen.
The Obama Campaign is sponsoring a poster campaign challenging Americans to make posters illustrating why they support the president’s jobs plan. Either they are looking for ideas from the public why this plan might be worth a damn or they figure they’ve alienated all the adult voters and maybe they can drum up some support from the poster making elementary school kids.
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