Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
First, California governor, Jerry Brown, passed a “vital” law outlawing anyone under the age of 18 to use tanning beds. Then, he also passed a law making it okay for 12 year olds to get a vaccine to prevent sexually transmitted disease without getting parental consent, tacitly approving of sex at that age. So far, there is no word if the 12 year olds will be allowed to use the tanning beds if they are having sex.
Lindsay Lohan recently took some cupcakes to her fellow workers at the morgue where she is doing community service and they were turned down. This is a new experience for her because she is used to going into a bar and anybody there will happily take her cupcakes.
I carved my Halloween pumpkin but I had to end up throwing it out because the end product looked like what Nancy Pelosi would probably look like without the Botox.
Harold Camping, the Doomsday preacher, who said the world would come to an end last May and then said it would again last Friday. Now said he’s going to wait until after next year’s presidential election to make his next prediction as to when the world will end.
Researchers in Australia are working on a pill for binge drinkers to take the fun out of drinking. I thought nature already took care of that. It’s call “throwing up.”
The State Department has confirmed there is only one Jewish person living in Afghanistan. But he said there are some advantages but on the downside he still has to call his mother everyday and “try to find a good deli, oy!!!”
The Occupy Wall Street protest has inspired unemployed computer geeks to unite and start a new protest. They are calling it Occupy Starbucks.
President Obama has introduced a new slogan, “We Can’t Wait.” Coincidentally, he came up with this as he was talking to some old people who were standing in line to go to the restroom.
The house used on Jersey Shore is being rented out to the public who want to feel they are sleazy too for $2,500/night. That is just a cover charge, alcohol is not included.
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