Here are jokes inspired by recent news:
If you think the storms in the northeast are bad it is a lot worse in Florida. The piercing cold coming from Tiger Woods’ house is threatening the entire orange crop this year.
In a recent study it was discovered that BPA ( a chemical found in plastics) may cause sexual problems for men. In a related study of several men including Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods, John Edwards and others they found philandering can also cause sex problems for men with their wives. To which Bill Clinton replied, “Mission accomplished.”
Further research in the BPA study also found that women barking orders of how to do it during sex also caused sexual problems in men.
Another study found that Buetooth usage can cause infertility in men. But this was only for the men who thought it was a funny joke to wear the Bluetooth on their penis.
It being Christmas week I have a few Christmas gift suggestions for some people:
Tiger Woods to get a vasectomy,
Harry Reid an array of retirement brochures to use after the next election,
Al Gore… actually, after having invented the Internet and being the spokesman for an invented cause, I think he should get a free patent for whatever he’s going to invent next.
And last of all, a new Cap and trade bill for President Obama, except this one puts a cap on the “hope and change” that he’s already given us and trades in it on something that we really need and want.
And most of all I wish for everyone to have a merry Christmas and a great holiday season!
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