The recent gaffes by airlines pilots inspired me with some airline jokes:
The airlines seem so stingy about even handing out peanuts these days but I realized it is because most of the peanuts end up in the cockpit with the pilots so they have something to eat with their beer while they are watching porn on their computers.
I saw some ex-pilots in the airport with their “will fly for booze” signs.
The last time I was on a flight I got really worried when the navigator came out of the cockpit and asked the flight attendant ,“Which way to the restroom.”
That flight was miserable. The first time it went well for me was when I was in the restroom and we hit an air pocket….cured my constipation on the spot.
Whenever you’re traveling with a tour group it is easy to pick out the gay guys. They are always the first ones ready to go in the morning because they already had their s_ _t packed the night before.
Obama had to go through the metal detector at the airport the other day and he set it off. He didn’t have a gun or anything but it proved what most people have suspected, to say and do some of the stuff he’ done he’s got to have brass balls.
I heard they are going to bring back full meals on some airlines but it will be McDonald’s food to keep it inexpensive. Plus, it will also be convenient since the barf bags are already there.
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