Every now and then I like to look how things could actually be a lot worse than they appear. It can be funny and therapeutic at the same time:
It could be worse, Hillary could be the president. (OMG! I just realized that might not be worse. Well, that was neither funny or therapeutic…I’ll try harder.)
It could be worse, you could be Tiger Woods who was quoted as saying after the recent Pro-Am tournament that he played poorly because he couldn’t control where his balls went, and not realize that was the problem you’ve been having for many years now.
It could be worse, again you could be Tiger Woods , who the National Enquirer said he had affair with 121 women, and you want to go public and brag it was way more than that but you’ll have to go back to rehab if you do.
It could be worse, you could be Bill Clinton, who was told by his daughter to lose weight for her wedding, and wish it was the old days with Monica around and he could lose about 140lbs. by just closing his zipper.
It could be worse, you could be a congressman, who after just sharing trade secrets with the execs from Goldman Sachs, have to keep a straight face when you call them crooks.
It could be worse, you could be John Edwards mistress and be so delusional as to think she had nothing to do with his marriage break up, you think the real reason for their break up was because his wife liked to watch “Dancing with the Stars and he didn’t.”
….and lastly, It could be worse, you could be John Edwards and get turned down to be on “Dancing with the Stars” because he said would be on the show but he only wanted to dance with himself.
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