Here are some quotes/jokes from comedian, Dennis Miller:
A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
I lapsed into rude.
I rant, therefore I am.
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.
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