Here are some jokes about Obama, Obamacare, etc. They have anonymous authors and a lot of them have been passed around a lot but they are funny if you appreciate Obama humor.
If John McCain was a Maverick, then Barack Obama is a GMC* Pacer. (*Government Motor Company)
Barack got his ObamaCare votes the old fashioned way. He bought 'em.
Dear Lord, you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen.
The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.
Obama is looking forward to retirement, so that he'll finally have the time to actually read his new healthcare law.
Everyone who believes that ObamaCare will work is entitled to free psychological help.
Q. Why is the healthcare plan called ObamaCare instead of ObamaCares?
A. Because he doesn't.
ObamaCare will provide taxpayers with plenty of bitter pills.
Obama just gave America a trillion dollar budget deficit. Let's hope he never learns that there are numbers that come after a trillion.
Q. If the Obama administration was a football division, what would the teams be called?
A. The Stealers, the Bills, the Chargers and the Lyings.
President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."
Q. Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day?
A. It keeps your doctor away.
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