Here are some more jokes about Obama from the late night comedians:
From "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," June 7, 2010:
Today, President Obama spoke at Kalamazoo's Central High School graduation ceremony in Michigan. He told the students they could be anything they want to be, but if they could be oil leak experts, that would be great.
From "Jimmy Kimmel Live," April 19, 2010:
President Obama said he hopes the volcano will stop smoking soon, and the volcano said the same thing about him.
From "The Late Show with David Letterman," April 2, 2010:
President Obama filled out his census. I felt bad for the guy. Like he needs another reminder that he lives with his mother-in-law.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," March 10, 2010:
Earlier today, the president of Haiti was at the White House to meet with President Obama. He said the people of his country need jobs, they need places to live, and they need health care. And then the president of Haiti spoke.
From "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," February 5, 2010:
On the "Today" show this morning, Michelle Obama said she likes having her mother live at the White House because she helps take care of Sasha and Malia. And Barack Obama said he likes having his mother-in-law living at the White House because he has to say that.
From "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," December 18, 2009:
On Fox News yesterday, White House senior advisor David Axelrod said that President Obama hasn't given up on achieving something valuable in Copenhagen [at the U.N. Climate Change Conference]. In one year, we've gone from "Yes we can" to "We haven't totally given up."
From "Jimmy Kimmel Live," December 17, 2009:
It's hard to believe there's only two weeks left in 2009. President Obama is already said to be hard at work on his New Year's resolutions. His plan for 2010 is to do all the things he said he was going to do this year.
From "The Jay Leno Show," December 3, 2009:
I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first eleven months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health care, and he's sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. You know something? He may go down in history as our greatest Republican president ever.
From "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien," October 15, 2009:
One of the top-selling costumes this Halloween is a vampire version of President Obama called Barackula. Not so popular: Congressman Barney Frankenstein.
From "The Jay Leno Show," October 14, 2009:
The Fox News White House correspondent, a man named Major Garrett, has the swine flu. President Obama has ordered Fox News quarantined for up to five years — as long as it takes!
From "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien," October 12, 2009:
Earlier today, the Nobel Prize for Economics was awarded to a woman for the first time ever. So congratulations, Michelle Obama.
From "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," October 12, 2009:
Yesterday morning, Pope Benedict named five new saints to the Catholic Church, though some are questioning whether Obama really deserved it.
From "The Jay Leno Show," October 8, 2009:
The big question now, with the troops in Afghanistan, is how soon can we expect a decision from President Obama on this troop thing? We've been waiting, but I don't think it's going to happen any time soon. Remember, it took him five months to decide on a puppy.
From "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien," September 5, 2009:
Next Tuesday, President Obama plans to make a televised speech to the nation's students during school hours. Many Republicans are planning to keep their kids home from school in protest. As a result, those kids have voted Obama "Best President Ever."
From "The Late Show with David Letterman," August 26, 2009:
The Obamas are taking a vacation on Martha's Vineyard. ... And people on Martha's Vineyard are going crazy and they're buying Obama t-shirts, they're buying Obama mugs, they're buying Obama caps. The only thing they're not buying is Obama' s health-care plan.
From "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," August 5, 2009:
I want to say happy birthday today to Barack Obama. The president just turned 48 years old — if he was ever really born, that is. ... But Obama's birthday is a reminder of why health care is so important. As you probably know, due to a lack of health care coverage, Obama's mother was turned away from a number of hospitals and was ultimately forced to give birth in a manger.
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