Here are some more Obama jokes from the late night comedians covering that last few years, including Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson and others.
From "The Late Show with David Letterman," July 24, 2009:
Anybody see President Obama's press conference last night on television about the health plan? Here's the deal: it will cost a trillion dollars, but that will be in three easy payments of $330 billion a month, so it's not that bad.
From "The Late Show with David Letterman," June 24, 2009:
President Obama, this guy takes everything seriously. He's very upset about what's going on in Iran. As a matter of fact, today he announced that he's going to stop smoking Camels.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," April 2, 2009:
So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So, it looks like they're saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the Pope.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," March 27, 2009:
President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax code. He’s concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that’s just in his administration.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," March 20, 2009:
People think it's amazing that the President would take time to leave Washington, D.C., and fly 3,000 miles to come to California. But that happens to a lot of guys when their mother-in-law moves in with them.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," March 6, 2009:
President Obama got some good news today. It seems so many of his cabinet appointees have been forced to pay their back taxes, he now gets a finder's fee from the IRS.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," March 2, 2009:
The Obamas are expecting the arrival of the First Dog in April. Actually, it's Obama's second choice of a dog. The first dog, he had some tax problems.
From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," February 9, 2009:
President Obama took his first foreign trip as president today up to Canada. He met with the prime minister to discuss one of the greatest threats facing our nation today — Canadian geese.
From Amy Poehler on "Saturday Night Live," December 13, 2008:
Prosecutors said Tuesday that there is no evidence that Barack Obama was involved in the Blagojevich scandal. Or, as Fox News reported it, "Is Barack Obama involved in the Blagojevich scandal?"
From "The Late Show with David Letterman," December 8, 2008:
He's come up with a great initiative to create two and a half million jobs for America ... it's a wonderful plan, the catch is we all have to move to China.
Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Report", December 3, 2008:
Tonight: the media reacts to Obama’s cabinet picks. There’s a debate over whether to shower him with praise — or adulation.
From Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show", November 18, 2008:
Everyone is waiting to see what Barack Obama has planned. We already know his economic plan. It's designed to help small businesses that make under $250,000 a year. You know, like General Motors and Chrysler.
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", November 18, 2008:
It's an exciting time in Washington, Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. And so far, he’s got his mother-in-law gonna be living with him, and he's talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. So you got your mother-in-law, you got Hillary Clinton — boy, sounds like smooth sailing to me!
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", November 18, 2008:
It's an exciting time in Washington, Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. And so far, he’s got his mother-in-law gonna be living with him, and he's talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. So you got your mother-in-law, you got Hillary Clinton — boy, sounds like smooth sailing to me!
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