Here are some funny observations based on the news from over the past week:
According to a new Washington Post poll 59% of Americans think we are on the wrong track. The other 41% asked, “There’s a track?”
President Obama had a book thrown at him at a rally in Philadelphia which gave the idea to the Attorney Generals of all the red states of throwing the book at him for Obamacare.
The Secret Service decided the guy that threw the book at Obama did it innocently enough and they didn’t press charges. I’m sure they would have decided differently if there had been a copy of a Constitution in the book.
Brett Farve is accused of propositioning women with lewd photos and text messages. If he’s not careful he’ll be drafted to run for political office after he retires from football.
In one of the most watched Senate races in the country Republican Sharon Angle will get a big boost this week when both Obama and Joe Biden will be in Nevada to campaign for Harry Reid.
Starbucks is now telling its baristas to slow down, make it special, don’t prepare people’s orders so quickly. Apparently, someone in management has switched from drinking coffee to smoking pot.
Obama’s polygamist brother, who is 52 years old, married a 19 year old Kenyan woman, his 3rd Kenyan wife. It sounds like he is more of a Bill Clinton admirer than he is a Barack Obama admirer.
If he were following his brother’s lead he would he would have charged the girl a fee to marry him, then had her fill out extensive forms with a 30-90 day approval time as well as comply with numerous other unnecessary regulations that his other wives would be in charge of approving and that is how he justifies having the extra wives. The 19 year old would, of course, be getting screwed the whole time.
…and finally, isn’t it fitting that election day is so close to Halloween. I can’t think of anything more haunting than the idea of incumbents getting re-elected.
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