Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on the current events over the past week:
Obama is going to have his picture on the new money that’s going to come out. They are going to call it Nuclear Money. They are going to call it that because they’ve given out so much regular money during his administration that it will only have a half-life of regular money.
Justin Beiber was on an episode of CSI and that show’s star said he was a brat. When Justin was asked for a response he started kicking and screaming and said she was a big do-do head.
A new perfume has added the smell of pork to its aromatic blend. I knew America was getting fatter but this is ridiculous.
We are learning more and more about Osama bin Laden. His first wife was actually his first cousin and she was only 15 years old when they were married so it’s very possible that for part of the last nine years they have been hiding in the hills of Tennessee.
Donald Trump had a recent interview with Rolling Stone Magazine. It seems he really gave out a lot of information about himself – he really let his hair down.
Bristol Palin is coming out with a memoir this summer, it’s called “Not Afraid of Life.” And it has a subtitle, “But I am Kind of Afraid of My Mom.”
A TSA screener in Kansas City was criticized for patting down an 8 month old baby. The screener defended himself saying that there was a suspicious smell coming from the baby’s diaper.
Linsday Lohan was sentenced to 4 months in prison and 400 hours of community service. She said she was happy so that she could get on with her career. I can only assume she was talking about her career as a jewelry thief.
A man in Nigeria says God guided him to take 107 wives. If that is true it looks like God is trying to get a reality show where he tricks people into doing really stupid things.
If this guy with all these wives is from Nigeria maybe he is the person who keeps e-mailing me to help him to get his money out of the country. Because if they start divorcing him he could end up financially ruined.
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