Here are some funny observations made after keeping an eye on current events over the past week:
The big sigh of resignation that you may have heard last week was done collectively by all the late night comedians when Donald Trump announced that he would not run for president.
Donald Trump decided not to run for president because he was afraid he’d have to prove his hair was real.
Miss Wisconsin was charged with three counts of identity theft so she gave back her crown. One of the incidents of identity theft occurred during the Miss Wisconsin Beauty Contest when during the talent competition she showed a video of Kirstie Alley in Dancing With the Stars and passed it off as herself.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s unfavorable rating has recently gone up to 68%. But it really depends on who you survey because among Bill Clinton, John Edwards and Al Gore they couldn’t give him a better rating.
In fact, those three same guys were all calling Arnold and asking for the employment agency where he got his maid.
It’s actually a little surprising that Maria Shriver would be so upset with Arnold that she would split up with him, after all, she is a Kennedy.
In Texas, a 100 year old woman graduated from high school. I guess she was held back a few times.
America has reached its debt limit of $14.3 trillion. Now Obama is getting daily calls from a collection Agency in China asking for a minimum payment to keep the account alive.
I saw a headline that said sperm whales speak in accents. I didn’t even know they spoke languages at all. But, being a “sperm “whale I’m guessing the language is the “language of love” and that would make the accent like a French guy, I guess.
Dick Cheney wrote his memoir entitled “In my Time.” Some chapter titles that they wanted to make rhyme with the book title were, “Waterboarding, It’s My Line,” and “Shoot’em in the Face, It’s Just Fine.” And there was one suggested by George W. Bush, that they didn’t use and it didn’t rhyme with the others, but it did rhyme with itself was “Uncle Dick Sure is a Prick.”
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