Every now and again I cheer people up by pointing out how things could really be much worse than they really are. Here are a few samples:
It could be worse: You could be an important Naval Officer and you think the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy should be repealed but you are embarrassed to say anything because of your rank, which is “Rear Admiral”.
It could be worse: You could have been told to stop driving your Toyota because the gas pedal might stick and the brakes may not work and you’d like to comply but you can’t because your gas pedal is stuck and the brakes are not working.
It could be worse: You could be attacked by a hungry bear but after seeing your body close up he decides not to eat you because he is on a low fat diet.
It could be worse: You could be a guy who asks Lady Gaga out on a date and she turns you down because she thinks you are a little too odd for her taste.
It could be worse: You could be a dentist that specializes in tooth whitening and you want to set up your business in England.
It could be worse: You really love football but you’re from Detroit ( I could stop there but I’ll continue) so you have vowed to never watch the Super Bowl until the Detroit Lions are playing in it.
It could be worse: You could be John Edwards and you feel you have to keep sleeping with different women until you find one that has hair as well kept as yours.
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