Here are some jokes that are based on recent happenings around the country, which depending how you look at things can always be a source of humor.
It has been such a cold winter in many places this year, including even Florida with record lows, that homeless people were found burning Al Gore in effigy, not because they were mad at him, but just to keep warm.
Lawmakers in New Jersey recently passed a new law okaying medical marijuana for people with severe illnesses such as cancer, AIDS and Lou Gehrig’s disease. Afterward, outside the capitol building, there were a bunch of potheads wearing Yankee caps saying, “I consider-sider-sider myself-self-self the luckiest man on the face-ace-ace of the earth-rth-rth.”
Harry Reid called Obama a ”light skinned Afro-American with no Negro dialect”, which made him electable in the 2008 election. Now recently the former governor of Illinois, Blagojevich, was quoted in Esquire magazine as saying “He’s blacker than Obama.” So, we can now all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Blagojevich is no longer electable to government office.
John Edward’s wife filed for divorce recently citing irreconcilable differences, plus the fact that he was definitely NOT too big to fail.
The Fair Tax people, which is a group promoting a National Sales tax to replace the IRS have legitimately claimed that if their plan was implemented many new jobs would be created. Can you imagine how good it could be if they used the Obama administration method of counting new jobs after the stimulus? There would be more jobs that there are people.
President Obama is getting so unpopular he could disguise himself as a fire hydrant and his dog wouldn’t even appreciate him…. When former President Bush was asked what he thought of the job Obama was doing he was quoted as saying, “nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. nayh, nayh.”…Even the Socialist party in the US is distancing itself from Obama….All the democrats are hoping the 2.0 version of the Obama presidency will be released well before the November elections (and that it is better than the typical Microsoft "improved" versions).
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