Current events spurred these funny observations:
Nancy Pelosi recently celebrated her 70th birthday…how fast they grow up, it seems like just yesterday she was getting her first Botox injection.
Tiger Woods is getting back into the swing of things and returning to golf to play at the Masters tournament – is anybody else thinking he is coming back for the “Masters” as an inside joke, since he liked it rough and he was often being the “master”.
Obama was quoted saying, “Healthcare will define his presidency.” And if the definition of healthcare is socialism he is correct.
Fidel Castro gave a rousing endorsement to Obamacare being passed, just the endorsement Obama needed from a bleeding heart communist (see the line above this one.)
Joe Biden was heard on the microphone last week whispering to Obama, “This is a big f-----g deal.” A White house spokesman excused Biden saying he has a condition called “Lack of judgment disorder”, but the good thing is, even though it was pre-existing he will be covered by healthcare and he’ll be heavily drugged.
John Edwards has turned to religion according to rumors. He heard about the widening sex scandals in the Catholic Church and now he wants to become a priest.
..And finally, abstinence program funding is part of the healthcare program. Ironically, this was written by congressmen who traditionally have as much ability to abstain as rabbits in heat.
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