Here are some jokes from the "redneck comedian", Jeff Foxworthy.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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