Here are some funny observations based on keeping an eye on current events over the past week:
Before he dropped out of the GOP race, Herman Cain was asked about foreign affairs and his response was, “Now that’s something I have definitely not had.”
Ricky Martin is in talks to join the cast of Glee. The producers are hoping if he does join the cast that it won’t make it look like a gay show.
Facebook is supposedly developing a new smart phone. If it’s really smart it won’t be letting it’s users spend so much time on Facebook.
Jon Huntsman was openly pushing for Herman Cain to get out of the GOP presidential race. He said, “We have more important issues to talk about than the latest bimbo eruption.” For Huntsman a more important issues would be to ask, “Who is Jon Huntsman?”
President Obama met in the Oval Office with Timothy Geithner, the Treasury Secretary, on Monday. He started the conversation with, “China hasn’t foreclosed yet, have they?”
Since the US Post Office is facing bankruptcy they are going to be making cuts that will slow down the delivery. Good plan! Make the service crappier to increase your business.
For your Christmas gifts and cards to arrive on time you will need to have mailed them last week.
December is National Identity Awareness Month. Identity thieves are proud to have their own specially designated month. After they are caught and in prison they’ll have a special time designated for them there too, which is “Bend Over in the Shower to Pick Up Your Soap Awareness Month.”
According to a survey, only 1% of teenagers sext. They said they were too busy having sex with their teachers to be sexting.
A high school principal from the Bronx is in hot water for a Facebook photo of her with a topless man drizzling chocolate sauce on her. She’ll be in detention all next week after school and several male students have volunteered to supervise the detention.
NY police officers accidentally ate the pizza and drank the sodas bought by two Occupy protesters they had arrested minutes earlier. They said it wasn’t a big deal because they also went to the bathroom for the protesters to relieve themselves of the pizza and sodas.
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