Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
Larry King says he wants to be cryogenetically frozen when he dies. Who knew he was still alive?
Donald Trump is going to moderate one of the upcoming Republican debates. He agreed to do it because he gets to fire one of the candidates.
So far only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have RSVPed for the debate Donald Trump will be hosting. Since no one knew Santorum was still in the race it will be like Gingrich is debating with himself, which gives him the title of masterdebater.
President Obama is being criticized for taking a 17 day vacation at this time, especially, since in just a year he’ll be going on a permanent vacation.
Former Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich got sentenced to 14 years in prison. That was 7 years for fraud and 7 years for a really bad hairstyle.
Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight for not turning off his cell phone and then being rude. You really can’t fault him for being rude, though, since it’s what he does and he has honed it to a fine art. ( As a side note, the skit he did on SNL was really very funny but I think he can kiss goodbye the possibility of ever flying on American Airlines again.)
The world’s oldest dog has passed away in Japan at the age of 26 years and 8 months. What really makes it unusual is that in Japan dogs are usually eaten way before that.
The E! Network has announced there are going to be multiple spinoffs of “Keeping up with the Kardashians.” One of the spinoffs will be “Keeping up with all the Kardashian shows.”
A study has found that rats are actually really nice. Yet that is very contradictory to all the other previous studies about Congress.
For the second week in a row a dog has “accidentally” shot their owner. It almost as if these dogs are becoming cats.
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