Here are some funny observations made over the last week from watching the news and current events:
President Obama accidentally dropped an “S-bomb” at a press conference last week. Joe Biden commented, “That’s a start but he’s got a way to go until he gets into my league.”
Last week it had been reported that O. J. Simpson was badly beaten in prison after he was bragging about his sexual exploits. Upon hearing about it Bill Clinton and John Edwards immediately got onto the Internet and googled the word “Karma” in hopes of finding a loophole.
Last week Hillary Clinton urged Bahrain to show restraint in dealing with anti-government protesters. She figured it worked so well telling Bill to show restraint that now she was going to try it with a country.
Charlie Sheen recently offered Lindsay Lohan life advice. That’s like the Burger King mascot King telling Ronald McDonald to stay away from fast food.
Charlie Sheen also told TMZ that he is willing to work weekends and beyond the wrap date to finish the season of Two and a Half Men. He does need the money. After all, drugs, sex and hookers are not free, you know.
A TSA worker was arrested for stealing thousands of dollars from a flier. I guess that flier won’t be hiding money in his shorts anymore.
In Malaysia, police arrested three men for stealing 750,000 condoms. Wow! They must have had some weekend planned!
A congressman proposed legislation that would eliminate funding for Obama’s teleprompter. That would have been cruel. It would be like cutting out his tongue.
Finally, in Egypt, a father named his baby girl Facebook. Luckily for the girl her dad was not also a big fan of Twitter or the girl may have ended up with the name TwitFace.
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