Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
According to statistics no new jobs were created in the month of August. President Obama said he is confident he can keep up this pace of job creation.
After seeing his poll numbers continue to decrease, Obama is still preaching hope and change, but now the hope is that we will change about thinking what a crappy president he is.
It was a kind of chilly in Los Angeles yesterday morning but it still didn’t send chills down my spine like reading the details of Obama’s job plan.
Things are going about normal for the Obama administration. Two days after announcing his plans to create more jobs Bank of America announced they plan to cut at least 40,000 jobs. (Not a joke, but Karma for the President.)
Republicans asked Obama why it took three years to come up with a jobs plan. He fell back into the hope and change mantra by replying, “Because your party was getting way to much hope that change was going to take place next November.”
A gunman went into an IHOP in Carson City, Nevada and started shooting. He said he thought he was in a Denny’s and wanted to spare the people from having to eat their latest extreme meal, the Mac N’ Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt.
According to a poll most Americans think we are headed in the wrong direction. The good news is that the President and Congress are so incompetent that they never get us to where we are going anyway.
Homeland Security says you may no longer have to remove your shoes when you fly. Apparently, they’ve eliminated all the foot fetish perverts that worked for the TSA.
Public nudity is getting so common place in San Francisco that stores will soon have to reprint the signs in their front windows to say “No Shoes, No Pants, No Service.”
Governor of California, Jerry Brown, says some lawmakers think that taxes are like some kind of sexually transmitted disease. Whereas, Brown and other likeminded politicians think taxes are a way to screw the public.
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