Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
In a recent poll Hillary Clinton was the most popular political figure, or at least that’s what the headlines stated. Upon further inspection the respondents said we’d be better off with her as President than Obama. Well, duh! At the very least we’d be no worse off, but that’s like being given the choice of dying by lethal injection or the electric chair, you’re dead either way. I’m guessing those respondents that said they’d prefer Hillary are just pissed at Obama, they are big fans of pants suits or they just came from their psychiatrist’s office where they received a lobotomy. Frankly, anybody who would want either Hillary or Obama as president would probably answer their phone, “Hello, comrade.”
That survey makes me wonder whether people just don’t remember Hillary or if shock treatment is on the rise in the U.S.
Of course, if Hillary was President she could make Bill the Vice President (or President of vice might be more appropriate) and Monica Lewinsky could be the chief of his staff… oh, wait, that was supposed to be Chief of Staff. There is also a Cabinet Post called Chief of Veteran Affairs and I’ll bet Bill could recommend someone for that position since he is the veteran of so many affairs.
You get the idea when you hear Obama talking and pushing one of his programs that are going to “save” the economy that he wishes he was doing it on Facebook because then maybe he could get someone to “like” him since that is about the only way he could get someone to like him these days.
Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback, Tony Romo played on Sunday with a broken rib, which made it hard for him to even talk after the game. If only we could find some way to make it hard for some of our politicians to talk. Oh wait, being accused of sex crimes always makes them reluctant to talk.
For any fans of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt who hoped they might someday get back together I believe that door has officially been closed after Pitt was interviewed this week and said he was bored while married to her.
In Orange County, a hockey mom had sex with two of son’s 14 year-old teammates, which pretty much makes her the ultimate sports mom. Talk about giving it up for the team! That kid is now, officially, the kid most embarrassed by his parents.
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