President Obama’s approval numbers are in and, apparently, just trying to look good instead of being effective is not the way to go. His approval numbers are at an all time low. In fact, they are so bad that his only workable strategy he has to win next year’s election is for someone to invent time travel so he can go back in time, reverse the killing of bin Laden and time it to be done about next September.
Jobs, or lack of them, are the current thing that is bringing him down, but there have been so many others before this. He had promised to create shovel ready jobs but being in the government he just had the wrong concept of what that is. His idea of a shovel ready job is people leaning on shovels and doing nothing, which is metaphorically what he is doing as he watches his presidency go by.
Obama has proposed $300 billion to jump start the economy and he is currently filling out the loan papers from the Chinese government, as I write this, so he can borrow the money to get that done. I suspect though that the Democratic party’s idea of creating jobs is some kind of virtual job where nothing actually ever really gets done. Now that I think of it, Farmville on Facebook was probably Obama’s attempt at job creation.
Congress has an even lower approval rating than Obama. Eighty-two percent of the population disapproves of the job that Congress is doing. To put that in prospective that is about the same kind of disapproval rating that perverts, liars and criminals would get…oh, that makes sense then!
Under The Obama administration the economy has gotten so bad that there is talk of replacing the dollar as the main currency in the world, appropriately, Monopoly money is the currency that they would replace it with. Further proof of the downfall of the economy is that the tea party can no longer afford tea bags so they’ve just been drinking ice water this summer. To celebrate the bad approval numbers for Obama they did splurge though and had Kool-aid.
Just this last week one of the president’s speech writers resigned so that he could go into comedy writing, apparently he was tired of writing tragedies. But to have a little fun before he left and to get him started into the comedy he wrote one last speech for Obama, that unfortunately never got done. In it he used several quotes, or at least paraphrases, from our past presidents. The speech would have been done but Obama accidentally gave the paper it was written on to the Fed so they could use it to print more money. Anyway, this is how it went: (By the way, the writer wasn’t worried if Obama would question it because he just reads whatever the teleprompter says.)
“Four score and seven years ago I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky. What’s really important to note about my years as president is that I am not a crook. And what we as American’s should do is ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me. Furthermore, we have nothing to fear but the fear of losing the next election and you should all know that the buck stops here because we have run out of any more bucks.
“I believe it was Jimmy Carter who said, ‘What the heck, four years of this crap is plenty.’ And in closing (Look thoughtfully into the air like you always do) I’d like to say, it was all Bush’s fault.”
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