Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Funny Observations from Current Events - 01/11/11

Here are some funny observations that were made based on watching the news and what was happening around the world this week:

Reality star, Snooki, told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview that she is not trying to be a role model.  So, it looks like she can check that off as a done on her New Year's resolutions.

I saw an article about pygmy goats being a solution as a pet if a person is allergic to dogs or cats.  Plus, since goats eat everything it will also be a perfect solution to leaving stuff lying around the house.

An adult man recently got a tatoo of Justin Beiber on his thigh.  If they are "friends" on Facebook I'm guessing there is also a whole lot of poking going on as well.

Justin Beiber has said in a recent interview that fame is giving him insomnia.  He's worried because everything earlier than 16 years ago is blank.

The  Kardashian sisters are being sued for breach of conduct related to their prepaid credit cards, which proves the old saying that nothing is certain except death, taxes and girls with great bodies will make a lot of money and get sued.

MSN.com reported that in the recent past there have been numerous luggage disasters with the airlines like how 40 suitcases got covered in raw sewage.  So, apparently having a government organization like the TSA work so closely with the airlines is making the airlines smell just like the government.

Since Harry Reid wants to legalize Internet gambling why not make some extra money out of it for the government.  They can start a pool.  The grand prize winners will be whoever can predict the correct order of which will be the 1st 10 government economies to collapse.  It may be the best chance for the US to not be the first one.

"The View" is going to have its 3,000th episode.  They are hoping that by the 4,000th episode that Barbara Walters will have successfully mastered pronouncing the "V" in View.

Sara Palin's reality show has been cancelled.  Liberals are mourning the loss.

There has been a lot of talk about bed bugs recently, even in 5 star hotels.  This has led many members of Congress to inquire if they only use the room for an hour are they still likely to be attacked by the bugs?

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