Here are some funny observations as a result of keeping an eye on the news and the current events over the last week:
There is a chimpanzee in the news named Omega that wants to quit smoking. He thinking of contacting that 2 year old Indonesian kid that was in the news a couple months ago that gave up a 2 pack a day habit for some tips.
Johnson and Johnson announced it’s recalling 47 million packages of non-prescription drugs, much of it Tylenol and Sudafed. What a headache that must be for the executives of the company and now they’ll have nothing to take for it.
According to a report some doctors are now prescribing Prozac for heart disease. The theory is it will make them so miserable from the other side effects that they will forget about the heart disease.
A few days ago there were birds in Romania that were getting drunk and falling out of the sky when they tried to fly. Either that or they mistook American Airlines pilots for birds.
Martha Stewart was saying goodbye to her dog and the dog head-butted her giving her a fat lip. After some women in Hollywood saw this they were thinking, “Hey, this could be better than Botox!”
Recently in one city a cat got called for jury duty. That’s not so bad. We also have jackasses serving in Congress.
Snooki from “Jersey Shore” fame is coming out with her own line of handbags. At first when I heard that I thought of the bags on her chest that she tries to get men to put their hands on, but apparently that was wrong.
There is so much talk these days about organic food. Now if the Farmville animals and crops from Facebook would go organic too, Facebook fans could find a whole new way to waste time during their workdays, being fake farmers growing fake organic food and animals.
Recently a 4 year-old kid called 911 to tell on his dad. When word gets out to the 4 year-old crowd this could lead to a rash of kids walking up to their parents with phone in hand, ready to dial saying, "Go ahead, make my day."
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