Here are some funny observations based on the currents events over the past week:
There was a video on the Internet about how at Sea World they were brushing the sea lion’s teeth. Of course, all the British sea lions headed in the opposite direction when the tooth brushes came out, they wanted nothing to do with dental care.
They now want to allow women in combat. I think it’s a timing thing. They should only be allowed to fight only when they are PMSing. That would be a sure way to win any war.
Some sad news, Obama’s dog trainer died. On the plus side though, she went fast so she didn’t have to deal with Obamacare.
In Germany a new court ruling says bosses can make women wear bras to work. America is quite different. Over here bosses want to be able to make women take their bras off during work.
Justin Bieber’s haircut cost $750. Now there’s a candidate for Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice show. If he is paying that much to make his hair look that way, much less $750, he is a Donald Trump in the making.
Starbucks has come out with a new larger drink size called “Trenta”. I guess it’s their way of telling the other coffee shops that “Mine is bigger than yours.”
I saw an Internet article about exercises for the face. It appears their motto is “Let your ass keep growing but here’s an exercise you can do while sitting and not break a sweat.” Unfortunately, it opens them up to being the butt of jokes.
According to a Travel and Leisure survey Los Angeles has the rudest people. That is really bad when you consider Howard Stern doesn’t even live in Los Angeles.
There was a report this week that 1 in 12 sports fans leaves the stadium drunk. And the figure would even goes higher if they were to include the athletes in those figures.
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