Even though the news is not always the greatest it's best to look at it from the funny side:
A 70 year ban on pilots taking anti-depressant drugs has been lifted. Now they can take the anti-depressant so that when they fly drunk they no longer will worry about it.
Obama has upset the environmentalist by lifting the ban on offshore drilling. It’s all part of his “leave no unbroken campaign promises left behind.”
Congress now has an approval rating of 18%. The only group with a lower rating are Catholic priests.
Jesse James is in rehab. Rumor is he said he’s not responsible for his deviant sexual behavior, he was just working off the advice of his priest. Now, after he heard about the Republican party spending $2,000 at a bondage strip club he is considering taking up politics.
There was a headline the other day that soda is causing trouble for men in bed. I didn’t read the article but I’m assuming it’s because it is making the women stay awake and they want to talk after having sex.
Two big shockers came out in the news in the last week; Ricky Martin is gay and Denny’s value meal is not all it’s cracked up to be. Others revelations in the news; the sun will probably shine in Las Vegas this week and it is liable to rain in Seattle.
…And finally, a doctor in Florida is refusing to treat anyone who voted for Obama. But he will treat Joe Biden because he has done so much to ensure the Obama/Biden ticket doesn’t get re-elected.
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