Here are some jokes that came from reading the news this week:
Goldman Sachs insists they did not mislead investors, A spokesman was quoted as saying, “Fraud-shmaud, we prefer to call it artistic license in the field of accounting.”
The new one hundred dollar bill was recently unveiled, unfortunately it’s only worth about $25.
Several key staffers from the SEC were found to have been looking at excessive porn while they should have been policing the economy. I’m wondering if that included looking at the books of Goldman Sachs because there were definitely people getting screwed there.
Rachel Uchitel, the first mistress linked to tiger Woods is rumored to be joining “Dancing with the Stars”. In related news they are thinking of changing the name of “Dancing with the Stars” to “Dancing with 15 Minutes of Fame”.
In a recent poll 80% of people said they don’t trust the government. To that I say, “Duh.” Next the same pollsters are going to poll teenage girls to see if they like to attend Jonas Brothers concerts.
In another poll, a majority of people favored the legalization of marijuana. The poll was conducted at the Woodstock Retirement Home.
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