Here are some jokes based on the news from last week:
Nancy Pelosi received threats from the public last week but she was not intimidated until somebody told her they were going to cut off her supply of Botox.
Tiger Woods is back in bed with Nike which reportedly has Callaway Golf threatening to hit him with their clubs.
KFC has a new product called Double Down. It has bacon and cheese wrapped in 2 pieces of fried chicken. They serve this meal with napkins that have last rites written on them.
The United States and Russia have agreed to reduce their nuclear arsenals. We are still waiting to hear from Joe Biden as to whether this is a big f____ ing deal or not.
Last week a man robbed a bank and stole a car that had two dogs in it. Word has it he was just testing out Obamacare to see if it covered dog bites.
New models of cars are getting smaller while the people are getting fatter. This is the car makers strategy to use less gas, if they can’t get in them, they can’t drive them. Also, if you don’t drive them, we don’t have to do recalls.
Kate Gosselin is refusing to quit “Dancing with the Stars” but as with many of our congressman this fall, it’s not her decision to make.
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