Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye out for the current events this week:
It looks more and more like Obama’s only workable exit strategy for Libya, even if unintentional, will be when he loses the 2012 election.
Lady Gaga is going to be writing a fashion column, the meat industry couldn’t be more excited.
I saw an article about using human waste to fuel your car. Talk about efficient, now when you have to pull over to the side of the road to relieve yourself you can also fill up the tank at the same time.
Last week Moammar Kahdafi had a bad week, first he lost his Foreign Minister when he defected and now the plastic surgeon who gave him facial plastic surgery went out of business because it ruined his reputation.
In an interview with ABC President Obama said he prays every night before he goes to bed…and apparently that’s all he’s been doing to handle the country.
A cobra from the Bronx zoo had escaped last week but they found him and returned him very quickly. If only they could get the snakes out of the government that fast and return them to the zoo where they belong we’d all be so much better for it.
Facebook has gotten a lot of credit for helping to create new relationships. Now it’s also getting blamed for breaking up relationships as divorce lawyers are going to court with Facebook evidence of inappropriate flirting, cheating and who know what kind of unseemly acts with Farmville animals.
Nike is planning a new Cheech and Chong sneaker. In these even if you are too fat to jump high you can get high without ever leaving the ground.
McDonald’s is planning to hire 50,000 new workers in one day. Something smells bad about this deal and it’s not just the McDonald’s food after it’s been digested. This is going to make the Obama administration look very good even while most of the jobs are going to be temporary. I wouldn’t be surprised if there aren’t going to be some big “McFavors” from the Obama administration sliding under those tiny little table in their restaurants.
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