Here are some funny observations made after keeping an eye on the current events over the past week:
Gary Busey said that if Donald Trump runs for president he wants to be the vice president. And I guess they would make Charlie Sheen in charge of the Food and Drug Administration.
Joe Biden was caught nodding off during Obama’s speech on the budget. Later on he said, “It’s not a big F___ing deal, he’s not going to do anything he promised to do anyway.”
The Fed reports that the economy is continuing to improve. They are apparently grading that improvement on a very steep curve.
Paris Hilton has a new reality show coming out and she was quoted as saying, “I’m ready to show myself.” I thought she already did that when she did that sex video a few years ago.
Kobe Bryant is trying very hard to make amends for his slur against gays. He’s apologized several times and now he has even agreed to be on an episode of Glee.
There is a “Naked” pool opening in Las Vegas. Upon hearing the news Bill Clinton immediately booked a flight to Las Vegas.
In Tennessee a teacher was suspended for ordering her class to taunt a student for being messy by making an oinking sound at him. She was desperate and had already tried everything else, including telling him that “no teacher was going to want to have sex with such a messy boy.” Even that didn’t work.
Archeologists claim to have found the first gay caveman. How would they know this you may wonder? But then it all made sense. The drawings he was making on his cave were very much like a recent episode of Glee.
The day taxes were due this year was April 18th rather than the normal 15th because of an obscure holiday celebrated only in Washington D.C. I think it was called “Congress needs 3 more days to figure out how congressmen don’t have to pay their taxes holiday.”
Red-faced zookeepers in Latvia have realized after 20 years that their prized male hippo ... isn't male. They discovered this when they found her putting on make-up in the ladies room.
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