Here are some funny observations made as a result of keeping an eye on the current events:
A report shows that swearing is a powerful painkiller. If that is true then Joe Biden has enough advance payments to live pain-free for the rest of his life.
A college girl tried to spark debate about female body image with a life-size Barbie doll. The doll she created had a 39” chest and an 18” waist. This has led men, when asked about the project to remark, “So what’s the problem?”
Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to 120 days in jail for a probation violation. If they really wanted to punish her they could put her on house arrest while living with her father.
Kid Rock regrets the stage name he chose for himself when he was young, now that he has turned 40. As a result he’s changing his name again and he’ll now be known as Middle-Aged Rock.
President Obama said he is not concerned with the 2012 election, he is concerned with the here and now…and here and now he needs to do fundraising for the 2012 election.
The government is still running after the threatened shut down of a few weeks ago…Can anyone tell?
Donald Trump came in first by a landslide of people polled to see who should be the next president. It was a poll of the late night comedians.
Idaho has potatoes, Iowa has corn and Kansas has wheat, but Washington D.C. has the manure to make it all grow.
Michelle Obama has said that their dog Bo is the most popular Obama. I can see why he is more popular than the President. Bo only craps on the White House Lawn, whereas the President spread his craps on the whole country.
According to a recent poll by CBS 80% of the population said the economy is doing poorly. The other 20% have already left the country and were unavailable.
Another CBS poll said 70% of Americans believe we’re on the wrong track. The other 30% said, “There’s a track?”
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