Here are some of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists from last week:
Top Ten Things That Have Lasted Longer Than The Kardashian Marriage
10.Chris Christie's lunch hour
9.A conversation with Regis
8.Every one of Brett Favre's "retirements"
7.The line at the Department of Motor Vehicles -- can I get an amen?
6.Herman Cain Chief of Staff, Mark Block's exhale
5.ABC's remake of "Charlie's Angels"
4.My fatwa
3.Muammar Qaddafi in the drain pipe
2."The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien"
1.This Top Ten list
Top Ten Matt Lauer Travel Tips
10.Get drunk before your flight, airplane booze is expensive
9.Try Greece, where the current exchange rate is one U.S. dollar equals all of their money
8.If you enjoy solitude, you might want to try New York City's Ed Sullivan Theater
7.Foreigners do not like it when you call them "Pappy"
6.You need a souvenir? You grab an extra suitcase from that baggage carousel
5.Try hiking on the Iran/Iraq border
4.When smuggling wildlife, remember: lizards in your shirt, monkeys in your pants
3.If you're in Florence and you want a great meal, you cannot beat the Olive Garden
2.Honeymooning with Kim Kardashian? Get refundable tickets
1.Never look at your hotel room under a black light
Top Ten Signs Herman Cain's Campaign Is In Trouble
10.Can't afford cigarettes for new campaign ads
9.It's been fun, but there's no way we're actually electing a guy named "Herman"
8.While campaigning, kissed a photo of himself and signed a baby
7.New campaign slogan "Mayday!"
6.Even Michele O'Bachmann thinks his ideas are nuts
5.He trails Qaddafi's corpse in the polls
4.Refuses to acknowlege the road to the White House goes through me, Dave
3.He's acting less fun-crazy and more crazy-crazy
2.Just accepted million dollar offer to pose nude in Playboy
1.There's a 0-0-0 chance he'll be President
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