Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
Scientist in England are building a laser they say is powerful enough to tear apart the fabric of space. Ah! It’s nice to know they are working for the betterment of mankind. The scientists may also want to cut down on their consumption of Red Bull.
President Obama was in France for the G-20 summit of world economic powers. What world economic powers? The world’s economies are all messed up. Calling any of the countries in the world today an economic power would be like calling an 80 year-old man, after a prostate operation, a sex machine.
We know the world economies are in trouble when Obama is one of the featured speakers.
Obama and the other world leaders were trying to convince the leaders of Greece that they needed to cut back on spending and reduce their debt. Then the leaders from Greece spoke and showed the other world leaders, much to their amazement, that both the pot and the kettle were the color black.
Kim Kardashian’s marriage was doomed to failure from the start because her sister’s husband, Lamar Odom, is a much better basketball player than her husband is.
Last week, Vinny, from Jersey Shore, spoke to the students at Columbia University. They didn’t bring him in for the students to gain wisdom from but to see what could happen if they party too much and don’t go to class.
With the reputation that Herman Cain is gaining with women he is likely to pull a lot of the democratic vote. In fact, Bill Clinton has already crossed party lines to back him.
November is Vegan Awareness Month. I hope the vegans are aware that the turkeys of America are in total agreement with that concept.
An 83 year-old male prostitute was arrested last week. Police said he only charged $20/hour and that was just to break even on the cost of his Viagra.
The “Occupy Protests” have spread to other cities now. The main reason they are spreading is because Americans are too lazy to travel to Wall Street so they do it in their own cities. Next you’ll hear about the “Occupy the Reclining Chair in Front of My TV” protest.
The 20 year-old girl who says she is carrying Justin Beiber’s baby said their sex only lasted 30 seconds so I think it’s premature to say that he is the father.
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