Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
I was going to visit a haunted house for Halloween the other day but the house was foreclosed on so the ghosts were forced to move.
President Obama tried to get a new tax through for Halloween. He wanted all families making more than $250,000 to give extra candy to trick-or-treaters.
Last week on CNN, Joe Biden said he hadn’t made up his mind yet about running for President in 2016. So, even though Obama is not doing anything to create jobs at least Biden is, even if it only jobs for comedians.
When Moammar Gadhafi was killed he was shot in the temple twice. Apparently, he didn’t realize the guy had a gun to his head. If he had he could be alive today. Gadhafi begged the guy, “Don’t taze me bro,” instead of “Don’t kill my murderous, cowardly ass, bro.”
Gadhafi being dead will solve one very big problem for the US press. Now that he is gone they will no longer have to try to randomly figure out how to spell his name.
One more thought on Gadhafi, for Obama to take credit for killing him is like the democrats trying to take credit for the sun coming up in the morning.
If Chaz Bono had won “Dancing with the Stars” Obama was going to try to capitalize on that too and invite him to the White House so that he could capture the transgender vote.
According to a new Fox poll, 9% of Americans approve of the job that Congress is doing. These 9% were criminals who were just admiring Congresses work.
Obama has also been inspired by the Occupy Wall Street Protesters. He wants to make one of his campaign promises to be Occupy the White House. It won’t be a problem when he loses since he never keeps any of his other promises either.
Since road kill is now legal to eat in Obama’s home state of Illinois, he is putting a positive spin on that by pointing out that his state is now feeding the poor without raising taxes.
Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce. She has had sex videos that have lasted longer than her marriage has.
The FAA has ruled that a recent ski diving sex stunt, where the couple had sex in mid-air, did not break any rules. Apparently , because the couple was practicing safe sex.
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