Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the past week:
Lady Gaga is going to have a Thanksgiving special this year. In honor of the holiday she’ll perform in a turkey meat dress.
According to the Department of Homeland Security, Al-Qaeda may be targeting our food supply with deadly chemicals. Sorry Al-Qaeda, Kraft, Heinz, Nabisco, Campbell's and a few others already beat you to it.
One of Herman Cain’s accusers said he made inappropriate advances and tried to reach up her skirt. Obviously, he was not a politician back then or he would have not only succeeded in reaching up her skirt but would have successful in getting her to have sex with him.
Cain is being attacked for inappropriate behavior. Nobody’s talking about Obama’s inappropriate behavior, such as Obamacare, where he didn’t just try but has succeeded in screwing the whole country.
Two gay penguins in a Toronto zoo are being separated and they are trying to pair them up with female penguins. As part of the process neither penguin will be allowed to see any more episodes of the TV show Glee.
There is a Congressional Supercommitee in charge of finding at least $1.2 trillion in deficit reduction. They are at an impasse. There must be a definition of “super” that only Congress knows because from what I know of the word you could never apply it to anything to do with Congress.
Rick Perry has been accused of having brain freeze, which is likely a side effect of his cold heart when he approves executions.
In Georgia at a Taco Bell a deer jumped through the window. Afterward, a Taco Bell spokesman gloated, “Now let’s hear people say there’s no meat in Taco Bell.”
Last week was International Fraud Awareness week. So, technically, the entire government should have shut down, but being aware that they were fraudulent they decided to stay open.
Apple is working on 3-D technology that can be seen without glasses. Someone should tell them that Mother Nature beat them to it with the invention of the eyeball.
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