Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the past week:
PETA released an ad for Thanksgiving targeting kids saying, “If you wouldn’t eat a dog, why eat a turkey?” All the kids from Korean and Vietnamese families in the United States are like, “What’s the problem?”
The Post Office lost $5.1 billion last year making it the most successful government organization in history.
President Obama is trying to get Bill Clinton to openly back him but Herman Cain is the most likely candidate to appeal to Clinton.
There was a video going around the Internet last week showing Obama as a college student doing a segment for Black History Week. Even back then you could see how good he was with a teleprompter.
Rick Perry has accused Obama of thinking he’s the smartest guy in the room. I don’t know about that but you certainly can’t argue with the fact that he is really good at reading out loud.
Rick Perry has also challenged Nancy Pelosi to a debate. If he can’t beat her at that he has a backup plan. He’s going to challenge her to a facial expression contest.
Last week the Occupy Wall Street protesters occupied the New York City subways…because that’s where they thought they would find all the millionaires?
If the NBA strike continues it could start to become disastrous to many of the players when their next child support payments come due.
A man was arrested last week for shooting at the White House. When asked why he did it he said, “Ah, it was worth a shot.”
Congress approval is at an all-time low and people are saying it can’t go any lower. Congress is taking this as a challenge and they are putting their Supercommittee to work on the job.
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