Here are some funny observations based on the current events over the past week:
In addition to pat-downs by airport security a manual body search will include sliding of the hand up and down the inside of the thigh. Airlines are expecting increased traffic from male clientele so they are using this opportunity to charge an added fee of $50 for a happy ending.
The stars of Jersey Shore will reportedly be included on Barbara Walters list of most fascinating people of 2010. It seems fitting the entire cast combined would only make up one fascinating person.
Justin Bieber was caught in the back seat of his parent’s car making out with a girl. Fortunately, he was practicing safe sex, he was wearing mittens.
Police in Seattle arrested a man in the park after he was caught having sex with his car. I’m not sure how that would work but it does give a whole new meaning to four on the floor.
Charlie Sheen has said his whole situation was overblown. I’m confused, isn’t that one of the things he paid the hooker to do?
A recent poll says 60% of American voters say it’s time for a fresh face in their congressional district. Nancy Pelosi took this as a signal that she needed more Botox.
I saw a recent headline that said, “Republicans Say Obama Should Study What Bill Clinton Did.” So, I guess they think he should drop his pants in the Oval Office with an Intern there.
The scariest Halloween costumes this year were trick-or-treaters who were dressed as incumbent politicians asking for votes.
Too bad Halloween is over. The Democrats could have dressed as Republicans and they may have gotten more votes.
…And finally, let’s hope Republicans have the good manners to send Obama a thank you note for campaigning for the Democrats in the close elections which helped propel the Republicans to victory.
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