Funny Things Kids Say to Teachers

Here's some funny stuff that someone sent me.  Kids are always great for a laugh.

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find    North America ..
MARIA: Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered    America  ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"
MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:   No, Millie..... Always say, "I  am"
MILLIE:         All right...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:        Clyde  , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE   :         No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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