Here are some funny observations from current events over the past week:
George Bush mentions Dick Cheney quite a bit in his book and not always in a flattering way. He should very worried if Cheney asks him to go on a hunting trip.
Obama was unwelcome on his trip to Indonesia, 20,000 people protested. They thought he was lying when he told them he was a Muslim.
There is a dog diner that opened in London that only serves dogs. It’s funny how if you heard that news in Korea or Vietnam it would have a totally different meaning.
A man in Kentucky cut off another man’s beard and forced him to eat it in a fight. That could be a new menu idea for the next Carnival Cruise disaster.
Congressman Charles Rangel walked out in the middle of his ethics hearing and many are saying it should just be viewed as a head start to getting the hell out altogether.
The fossils of Neanderthals show that they lived fast and died young. Coincidentally, they are also finding the remains of a lot of bars from Neanderthal times.
Another earlier species of man was Homo erectus. They were crouched over and never did get fully erect, which is probably why condom use dropped out altogether during that period.
Martha Stewart has admitted that she likes to give turkeys some bourbon before they get slaughtered. There are some Washington turkeys that I’d like to see invited to her house for Thanksgiving.
Congress has started its lame duck session. Ducks were outside the building protesting.
…and finally, after the election results came in God has disowned President Obama. He can no longer call himself the son of God.
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