Here are some funny observations made from the current events over the past week:
President Obama left for a 10 day visit to Asia including stops in India, Indonesia, South Korea and Japan. He’s seen the writing on the wall for 2012 and he’s shopping for a new country he can say he was born in and run for president.
The Fed announced its plan to pump another $600 billion into the economy. It’s kind of like Viagra for the economy with the public being the one who gets screwed.
Scientists are saying Neanderthals outperformed modern humans in the number of sex partners. I’d say we should check with Bill Clinton, John Edwards and Tiger Woods on that but the fact is many women refer to them as Neanderthals anyway.
ABC has a new reality show called “Skating with the Stars.” Aren’t most of the reality shows already skating on thin ice.
Last Friday was National Doughnut Day, which made the areas around all the Dunkin Donuts the most crime free they’ve been since last year at this time.
MySpace memberships are dwindling so much that they decided to piggyback onto Facebook’s popularity and change their name to SpaceFace. ET will be their spokesman.
It’s coming out now why Charlie Sheen got so upset with the hooker. After she saw him naked she said, “Oh, now I get who the half man is on your show.”
One of the Chilean miners who was trapped in a mine for 69 days recently ran in the New York Marathon. It is rumored that he is also coaching the miner who had both a wife and a mistress on how to run really fast.
Dina Lohan says Lindsay wants to open her own rehab centers. She figures it will be cheaper that way. Plus, when she goes for a drink at the rehab center juice bar she can make sure it’s supplied with the proper “juice.”
…And finally, It’s true that President Obama has the car out of the ditch but, unfortunately, it’s now sinking in the ocean.
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