Here are some funny observations which are based on the news over the last week:
A study revealed that women who take analgesics, such as aspirin or ibuprofen quadrupled the risk of giving birth to sons with undescended testicles or as Karl Rove would call them undescended gravitas.
A woman in Taiwan got married to herself. Christine O'Donnell was asked what she thought of that she said, "I don't have a problem with her marrying herself its when she goes to consummate the marriage where I have the problem."
Obama awarded Warren Buffet the Presidential Medal of Freedom after Buffet wrote a piece for the NY Times saying what a great job Obama is doing. Of course, what he failed to mention was that Buffett and his Berkshire Hathaway, Inc. was a huge beneficiary of Obama's bailout. What they both forgot to tell the rest of the country was to bend over, but we got it anyway no matter how painful. (More of a commentary than humor but still needed to be said.)
A Justin Bieber doll hit the stores this week. Justin says he doesn't have one yet but he wants to get one so he can put it in his closet with a Barbie doll.
According to a study by the Center for Responsive Politics the collective wealth of members of Congress increased by more than 16 % between 2008 and 2009. Apparently, Congressmen take a Gone With the Wind Oath (fitting since that's where the government money goes) when they take office, "As God is my witness I will never be poor again."
So, if we want to handle the nation's debt we should just tax those rich Congressmen.
Amid growing protest against stepped up and intrusive screening of airline passengers the government has agreed to not screen the pilots. They'll do that the old fashioned way, by letting the stewardesses grope them.
The TSA has a new program of helping ex-cons get jobs - they are recruiting sex offenders.
Prince Charles has stated that Camilla may be the Queen...or the King, we're not sure which one yet.
The Pope is now saying that condom use to stop AIDS is okay, especially since he can't seem to get the darn priests in line any other way.
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