Here are some funny observations from watching the current events of the week:
Prison guards confiscated a cell phone from convicted murderer, Charles Manson. Fortunately, it was an IPhone so none of his calls were ever completed.
Since it’s been very cold recently some people are asking TSA agents to fondle them just so they can get warmed up.
Democrats are so upset over Obama’s tax compromise with Republicans that many of them are now saying he’s a Muslim.
There are about 824 billion dollars of cash in circulation in the U.S. economy and it’s estimated that about $64 billion of that is counterfeit and that’s not even including any of the money that got printed to pay for the last stimulus package.
One way to spot counterfeit bills is if they have pictures of Ben Bernake or Barack Obama on them. Also any bills with the cast of Jersey shore on them are no good.
A man in Australia married his dog, a 5 year old Labrador. I guess we don’t have to ask what position will be their favorite on their honeymoon.
White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, said President Obama hasn’t had a cigarette in nine months. But since his dealings with Republicans on the tax deal Democrats suspect he may have moved onto harder drugs.
David Hasselhoff’s reality show was cancelled after only 2 episodes. I guess there was not a whole lot of reality going on when you are drunk 24/7.
A very popular Christmas gift for men in San Francisco this year, and every year, is the 10 Lords-a-leaping. It’s always requested that they wear the very tight tights.
President Obama was upset about WikiLeaks again because Michelle found out what he was getting her for Christmas.
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