It time for another episode of It Could Be Worse, where no matter how bad things seem to be it could always be worse (plus it's fun to do):
It could be worse:
1) You could be the first dog Michael Vick owns after he is allowed to own a dog again.
2) You could be a plate of Christmas cookies in front of a fat drunk guy at a Christmas party.
3) You could be a snowman and some kid, trying to be helpful, warms you up with a hair dryer.
4) You could be the kid in the above example with a hair dryer and an extension cord out in the snow about to be electrocuted.
5) You could be the mailman in Wisconsin this last week who lost his job while doing naked mail delivery, plus he also forgot about shrinkage in the cold weather.
6) Even if you are unemployed now you could be President Obama who knows for sure that he’ll be out of work in 2 years.
7) You could be Willie Nelson and have had your big life secret revealed – HE SMOKES POT.
8) You could take your boyfriend, Charlie Sheen, to meet your family at Christmas.
9) You could be on Facebook and no one wants to poke you.
10) You could be on Facebook and realize that all your Farmville animals are not really animals.
11) You could be a TSA agent and all the flyers start to wear athletic cups just to piss you off.
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